Lynda

This week's giggle forwarded from a very southern friend <g>

Lynda
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Things a True Southerner Knows:
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> The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
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> Pretty much how many fish make up a mess?
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> What general direction cattywumpus is?
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> That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
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> When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
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> The difference between Yankee's and damn Yankee's.
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> How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
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> Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
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> Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
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> A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
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> Real gravy don't come from the store.
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> The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery.
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> When "by and by" is.
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> How to handle their "pot likker".
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> The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".
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> The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.
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> Never to go snipe hunting twice.
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> At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
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> Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is
> actually going to make a turn.
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> You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the
> elbows.
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> You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
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> A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
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> Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
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> Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.


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