36 Methods of Mathematical Proof
This
is something Fran found. I thought it was funny.
And
btw, my keyboard insists on typing in French (certain keys that is). Does anyone
out there know how to set it to EnglishÉ (there is one of those French keys -
instead of a question mark). ÉÉÉÉÉ
hugs,
Nicoletta
36 Methods of Mathematical Proof
Proof by obviousness
"The proof is so clear that it need not be
mentioned."
Proof by general agreement
"All in favor?. . . "
Proof by imagination
"Well, we'll pretend it's true. . .
Proof by convenience
"It would be very nice if it were true, so
.
. .
Proof by necessity
"It had better be true, or the entire structure of
mathematics would crumble to the ground."
Proof by plausibility
"It sounds good, so it must be true."
Proof by intimidation
"Don't be stupid; of course it's true."
Proof by lack of sufficient time
"Because of the time constraint, I'll
leave the proof to you."
Proof by postponement
"The proof for this is long and arduous, so it
is given in the appendix."
Proof by accident
"Hey, what have we here?!"
Proof by insignificance
"Who really cares, anyway?"
Proof by mumbo-jumbo
" (
B Ì P ) ,
$ (
C Î W )
Proof by profanity
(example omitted)
Proof by definition
"We define it to be true."
Proof by tautology
'It's true because it's true."
Proof by plagiarism
"As we see on page 289......"
Proof by lost reference
"I know I saw it somewhere......"
Proof by calculus
"This proof requires calculus, so we'll skip
it."
Proof by terror
When intimidation fails ...
Proof by lack of interest
"Does anyone really want to see
this?"
Proof by illegibility
(scribble, scribble) QED
Proof by logic
"If it is on the problem sheet, then it must be
true!"
Proof by majority rule
Only to be used if general agreement is
impossible
Proof by clever variable choice
"Let A be the number such that this
proof works. . "
Proof by tessellation
"This proof is the same as the last."
Proof by divine word
"And the Lord said, 'Let it be true,' and it was
true."
Proof by stubbornness
"I don't care what you say-it is true!"
Proof by simplification
"This proof reduces to the statement 1 + 1 =
2."
Proof by hasty generalization
"Well, it works for 17, so it works for
all reals."
Proof by deception
"Now everyone turn their backs. . ."
Proof by supplication
"Oh please, let it be true."
Proof by poor analogy
"Well, it's just like . . . "
Proof by avoidance
Limit of proof by postponement as it approaches
infinity
Proof by design
If it's not true in today's math, invent a new system
in which it is.
Proof by authority
"Well, Don Knuth says it's true, so it must
be!"
Proof by intuition
"I just have this gut feeling. .
."