Lynda

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Lynda
----- Original Message -----
>
> My friend I'll tell ya a story,
> If you'll lend me your ears,
> About my AOL wife,
> And my AOL fears.
>
> I once had a wife,
> Who was all warm and cuddly,
> Then we got a computer,
> And friend--it turned ugly!
>
> She loaded up AOL,
> With 500 free hours,
> And that's when I noticed,
> Things beginning to sour.
>
> Now there she sits,
> For hours on end,
> Don't care where I'm goin,
> Or where I have been.
>
> I could be home,
> Or I could be gone,
> She really don't care,
> As long as she's on...(line, that is)
>
> After work she rushes home,
> To she what she's missed,
> But its not to see me,
> She doesn't care if I'm pissed!
>
> To say Hi to her buddies,
> Who bout live in that "room,"
> While this place needs a mop...
> And maybe a broom!
>
> She spoke to me once,
> When she got bumped offline,
> Just to ask me the number,
> Of the Tech Support line.
>
> So I'll just drink me a beer,
> And watch some TV,
> And wonder just why,
> She's not talkin to me!
>
> She sits there each day,
> GOD I NEED A LIFE-
> But that's how it adds up,
> When you have an AOL wife...
>
> So I sat here and pondered,
> Just what I could do...
> Then I got me a screen name,
> And now I'm online TOO!!!
>
> So I guess there's a moral,
> here somewhere for life,
> When I need her for sonething,
> I just "IM" my wife!