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If Ignorance Is Bliss Why Aren't More People Happy?

More Very Good Questions

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be "self-help groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are Girl Scout
cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, why do whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running
child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do they sing "Take me out to the ball game", when they're already
there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?