Re: [Unschooling-dotcom] Fw: Mom's Dictionary/ looking for Kaitlin
Karen Paulson
Michelle, that was too
cute... and so true!!! :) This is off topic, but I need
to ask-- a few months ago, there were some people interested in e-pen pals for
their kids. I was recently contacted by a sweet young girl, named Kaitlin,
who lives in Canada, and is 14. She expressed interest in writing to my 2
nieces that are of similar age, and have many similar hobbies. I
told Kaitlin I would let her know if my nieces were interested in writing
the next time I heard from her. Well, since then I have changed my e-mail
address, and she cannot reach me. So, if anyone on this list is a
parent of Kaitlin, could you please let her know that my niece, Michelle, would
love to write her? Also, please tell Kaitlin my new address: learnforlife@... .
Thanks so much! ~Karen Paulson
----- Original Message -----From: Michelle HarperSent: Monday, August 07, 2000 7:57 PMSubject: [Unschooling-dotcom] Fw: Mom's Dictionary
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Sent: Monday, August 07, 2000 9:41 PM
Subject: Mom's Dictionary
> MOMS DICTIONARY
>
> AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor
> to make love again.
>
> DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
>
> FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper
> distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
>
> FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate
> the strained carrots.
>
> FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
>
> GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even
> though they're sure you're not raising them right.
>
> HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
>
> IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
>
> INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do
> everything we say.
>
> OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
>
> PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing
> dry shoes into it.
>
> SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
>
> STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it
> and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
>
> TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman
> pajamas.
>
> TWO MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins
> to make those familiar grunting noises.
>
> WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.
>
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