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Lynda

You gotta change this into real redneck terminology--



Fo' all of us wif our noses stuck t'th' screen all day .

TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A COMPUTER IS OWNED BY A REDNECK

10. Th' monito' is up on blocks.

9. Outgwine faxes haftabacco stains on them, dawgone it.

8. Th' six front keys haf rotted out.

7. Th' extry RAM slots haf Dodge truck parts installed in them, dawgone it.

6. Th' noomric keypad only goes up t'six.

5. Th' passwo'd is "Bubba."

4. Th' CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. Thar's a Skoal kin in th' CD-ROM drive.

2. Th' keyboard is camouflaged, cuss it all t' tarnation.

1. Th' mouse is referred t'as a "critter."

Henriettada Eff'n I>>

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