Here's Another Giggle
Lynda
For all of us with our noses stuck to the screen all day <g>.
TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A COMPUTER IS OWNED BY A REDNECK
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba."
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
Lynda
If Ignorance Is Bliss Why Aren't More People Happy?
TEN WAYS TO TELL IF A COMPUTER IS OWNED BY A REDNECK
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba."
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
Lynda
If Ignorance Is Bliss Why Aren't More People Happy?