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Twelve Days of Xmas

On the first day of Christmas
I said to Family-
No, he isn't weaned!
On the second day of Christmas I said to family-
we're delaying solids and
No, he isn't weaned!
On the third day of Christmas I said to family-
Yes, he's still in diapers,
we're delaying solids
and No, he isn't weaned
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On the 12th day of Christmas I said to family-
No, we still don't spank him,
Please don't tell him "shut up",
we'll consider homeschool,
we're researching vaccination,
He's never had a bottle,
The sling is very comfy,
formula is smelly,
YES, He sleeps with ME!
Thanks we're very happy,
Yes he's still in diapers,
we're delaying solids and
NO, he IS NOT Weaned!



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