"You need to put those kids in school."
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I have little bits of paper taped or tacked to areas in my home by some
of my favorite writers. THis one was on the kitchen counter this
morning. I haven't seen it in a while. I guess it "floated" to the
floor sometime last night, and Ben picked it up and placed it on the
counter. I thought I'd share it again.
Someone wrote: "I don't so much care what they think, but at the same
time I never have any snappy comeback."
So Deb Lewis wrote back:
Ten things to try next time.
"You need to pu those kids in school"
1. You need to mind your own business! (said with a cheerful smile!)
2. A Google News search for "teacher charged" resulted in 2,960 hits.
If I want my kids molested, assaulted, or under the direct influence of
drunks and drug users, I'll just abandon them on the streets.
3. A Google Search for "assault at school" resulted in 6,510 hits. We
don't have enough medical coverage for that kind of socialization.
4. The only other people compelled into institutions are convicted
criminals. What other social traits do you think my children share with
prisoners?
5. I would, but they have ATT (autodidactic traits and tendencies).
6. Well, fry mah hide! We figgerd we'd git 'em some ah that fancy book
larnin' once'd they's ah breedin' age!
7. 95 % of the time, 67% of homeschoolers surpass 42% of public
schoolers in making up 78% of nonsense statistics.
8. (Shouting) I'm sorry, what did you say? I have this massive ear
infection, and when the pus sack is just about to explode, I can't hear
a thing!
9. What's that on your nose?
10. Make me!
I just adore Deb!
~Kelly
Kelly Lovejoy
Conference Coordinator
Live and Learn Unschooling Conference
http://www.LiveandLearnConference.org
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of my favorite writers. THis one was on the kitchen counter this
morning. I haven't seen it in a while. I guess it "floated" to the
floor sometime last night, and Ben picked it up and placed it on the
counter. I thought I'd share it again.
Someone wrote: "I don't so much care what they think, but at the same
time I never have any snappy comeback."
So Deb Lewis wrote back:
Ten things to try next time.
"You need to pu those kids in school"
1. You need to mind your own business! (said with a cheerful smile!)
2. A Google News search for "teacher charged" resulted in 2,960 hits.
If I want my kids molested, assaulted, or under the direct influence of
drunks and drug users, I'll just abandon them on the streets.
3. A Google Search for "assault at school" resulted in 6,510 hits. We
don't have enough medical coverage for that kind of socialization.
4. The only other people compelled into institutions are convicted
criminals. What other social traits do you think my children share with
prisoners?
5. I would, but they have ATT (autodidactic traits and tendencies).
6. Well, fry mah hide! We figgerd we'd git 'em some ah that fancy book
larnin' once'd they's ah breedin' age!
7. 95 % of the time, 67% of homeschoolers surpass 42% of public
schoolers in making up 78% of nonsense statistics.
8. (Shouting) I'm sorry, what did you say? I have this massive ear
infection, and when the pus sack is just about to explode, I can't hear
a thing!
9. What's that on your nose?
10. Make me!
I just adore Deb!
~Kelly
Kelly Lovejoy
Conference Coordinator
Live and Learn Unschooling Conference
http://www.LiveandLearnConference.org
________________________________________________________________________
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from AOL at AOL.com.
Lesa
LOL. #6 had me rolling on the floor!
Lesa M.
Crunchy Unschooling mom to dd10
Currently Reading: "The Spiral Staircase" by Karen Armstrong
http://livinginfreedomeveryday.blogspot.com/
-------Original Message-------
From: kbcdlovejo@...
Date: 07/13/07 09:15:01
To: [email protected]
Subject: [unschoolingbasics] "You need to put those kids in school."
I have little bits of paper taped or tacked to areas in my home by some
of my favorite writers. THis one was on the kitchen counter this
morning. I haven't seen it in a while. I guess it "floated" to the
floor sometime last night, and Ben picked it up and placed it on the
counter. I thought I'd share it again.
Someone wrote: "I don't so much care what they think, but at the same
time I never have any snappy comeback."
So Deb Lewis wrote back:
Ten things to try next time.
"You need to pu those kids in school"
1. You need to mind your own business! (said with a cheerful smile!)
2. A Google News search for "teacher charged" resulted in 2,960 hits.
If I want my kids molested, assaulted, or under the direct influence of
drunks and drug users, I'll just abandon them on the streets.
3. A Google Search for "assault at school" resulted in 6,510 hits. We
don't have enough medical coverage for that kind of socialization.
4. The only other people compelled into institutions are convicted
criminals. What other social traits do you think my children share with
prisoners?
5. I would, but they have ATT (autodidactic traits and tendencies).
6. Well, fry mah hide! We figgerd we'd git 'em some ah that fancy book
larnin' once'd they's ah breedin' age!
7. 95 % of the time, 67% of homeschoolers surpass 42% of public
schoolers in making up 78% of nonsense statistics.
8. (Shouting) I'm sorry, what did you say? I have this massive ear
infection, and when the pus sack is just about to explode, I can't hear
a thing!
9. What's that on your nose?
10. Make me!
I just adore Deb!
~Kelly
Kelly Lovejoy
Conference Coordinator
Live and Learn Unschooling Conference
http://www.LiveandLearnConference.org
__________________________________________________________
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from AOL at AOL.com.
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-------Original Message-------
From: kbcdlovejo@...
Date: 07/13/07 09:15:01
To: [email protected]
Subject: [unschoolingbasics] "You need to put those kids in school."
I have little bits of paper taped or tacked to areas in my home by some
of my favorite writers. THis one was on the kitchen counter this
morning. I haven't seen it in a while. I guess it "floated" to the
floor sometime last night, and Ben picked it up and placed it on the
counter. I thought I'd share it again.
Someone wrote: "I don't so much care what they think, but at the same
time I never have any snappy comeback."
So Deb Lewis wrote back:
Ten things to try next time.
"You need to pu those kids in school"
1. You need to mind your own business! (said with a cheerful smile!)
2. A Google News search for "teacher charged" resulted in 2,960 hits.
If I want my kids molested, assaulted, or under the direct influence of
drunks and drug users, I'll just abandon them on the streets.
3. A Google Search for "assault at school" resulted in 6,510 hits. We
don't have enough medical coverage for that kind of socialization.
4. The only other people compelled into institutions are convicted
criminals. What other social traits do you think my children share with
prisoners?
5. I would, but they have ATT (autodidactic traits and tendencies).
6. Well, fry mah hide! We figgerd we'd git 'em some ah that fancy book
larnin' once'd they's ah breedin' age!
7. 95 % of the time, 67% of homeschoolers surpass 42% of public
schoolers in making up 78% of nonsense statistics.
8. (Shouting) I'm sorry, what did you say? I have this massive ear
infection, and when the pus sack is just about to explode, I can't hear
a thing!
9. What's that on your nose?
10. Make me!
I just adore Deb!
~Kelly
Kelly Lovejoy
Conference Coordinator
Live and Learn Unschooling Conference
http://www.LiveandLearnConference.org
__________________________________________________________
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