Certificate of Empowerment
This authorizes you to experiment; to trust and enjoy your world; to rejoice when you gain skill, knowledge or wisdom; to make mistakes, and to say “I don’t know.” Furthermore, you may allow yourself to experience boredom and then find the wonders of the world around you.
Henceforth you shall neither be required nor expected to finish everything you start. Projects, books, experiments and plans may be discontinued as soon as something more interesting comes along (or for any other reason) without penalty, and picked up again at any time in the future (or never).
You may claim control of your daily life, and take whatever steps you feel necessary to protect yourself from physical, emotional or social harm. You are empowered to continue to think your own thoughts, and to encourage others to think theirs.
Put it into a word file, fancify the "certificate of Empowerment" with WordArt or something, in an arc maybe. Put the child's name in gold, or calligraphy, or beautiful font in a favorite color. Format it all, maybe leave room for parents' signatures, print it on nice paper, deliver it ceremoniously rolled up with a ribbon when they move away or something.