/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 67;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
title="Pass the tea, dear—";
body="You know your child better than anyone.";
}

if (quotes==1) {
title="Sugar?";
body="Don't listen to those unschoolers.";
}

if (quotes==2) {
title="Crumpet?";
body="No two families unschool the same way.";
}

if (quotes==3) {
title="One lump or two?";
body="You're SUCH a good mother!";
}

if (quotes==4) {
title="Nice weather!";
body="You can unschool part time; don't worry about what other people say.";
}

if (quotes==5) {
title="Aren't these saucers pretty?";
body="It won't hurt your kids to do chores and have an early bedtime.";
}

if (quotes==6) {
title="This tea is lovely.";
body="Kids are really very selfish.";
}

if (quotes==7) {
title="Your hair looks nice today.";
body="The TV was giving me a headache, so I unplugged it and told the kids it was broken.";
}

if (quotes==8) {
title="I'm so glad you're here.";
body="Once your kids can read and do math, then it would be okay to unschool them.";
}

if (quotes==9) {
title="More cake?";
body="Being a mother is just the hardest job on earth.";
}


if (quotes==10) {
title="More tea?";
body="You're not their servant.  Make them clean up after themselves.";
}



if (quotes==11) {
title="It's nice to be away from the kids.";
body="I hope they're not killing each other.  Ha, ha, ha!";
}



if (quotes==12) {
title="Please, have some more tea.";
body="Children are very resilient.";
}



if (quotes==13) {
title="Don't leave yet.";
body="Your kids will be fine.  They need to learn to get along without you.";
}



if (quotes==14) {
title="Sit by me!";
body="Don't feel guilty; little kids won't remember what you do to them.";
}



if (quotes==15) {
title="I'll make another pot of tea.";
body="Your children really should appreciate you more.";
}

if (quotes==16) {
title="Will you have more jam?";
body="Some people take unschooling much too seriously.";
}

if (quotes==17) {
title="This wallpaper is very relaxing.";
body="There really is no good definition of unschooling,  you know.";
}

if (quotes==18) {
title="These chairs are quite comfortable.";
body="Whatever unschooling is for you, that's unschooling!";
}

if (quotes==19) {
title="We must do this more often.";
body="Perhaps you could just unschool on the weekends and in the summer.";
}

if (quotes==20) {
title="Please pass the sugar.";
body="There's really no hurry to take your kids out of school.  They might as well finish the school year so they'll learn to finish what they start.";
}

if (quotes==21) {
title="This spoon reminds me of my auntie's silver service.";
body="Your children should be able to play by themselves without bothering you.";
}

if (quotes==22) {
title="What a lovely aroma.";
body="I just tell them to go to bed, if they know what's good for them.";
}

if (quotes==23) {
title="I would love to have this recipe.";
body="Your children are so lucky to have you as their mother!";
}


if (quotes==24) {
title="Tea was on sale!";
body="Oooh! You all are sooo creative!!";
}

if (quotes==25) {
title="Welcome to our tea party!";
body="Your family is very lucky.";
}

if (quotes==26) {
title="Welcome to our tea party!";
body="Kids are just kids.";
}


if (quotes==27) {
title="Honey or sugar?";
body="You're an amazing mother.";
}


if (quotes==28) {
title="More tea?";
body="There's more than one way to parent.";
}

if (quotes==29) {
title="Cake?";
body="In truth, it is you and your children who are the ones who know what's best for you.";
}

if (quotes==30) {
title="You're so kind.";
body="Follow your heart.";
}

if (quotes==31) {
title="Lovely weather!";
body="Just follow your  heart and your own intentions.";
}

if (quotes==32) {
title="Beautiful napkins.";
body="Just follow your  heart and your own intentions.";
}

if (quotes==33) {
title="Aren't these doilies lovely?";
body="Mother knows best.";
}

if (quotes==34) {
title="Stay a while; your children can wait.";
body="Children should be seen and not heard.";
}

if (quotes==35) {
title="I made this jam myself.";
body="No one knows a child better than his parents.";
}

if (quotes==36) {
title="These spoons are lovely.";
body="You are the perfect parent for this child for this moment.";
}

if (quotes==37) {
title="Did you use real butter in the cake?";
body="You're not a short-order cook.  Let them find their own food.";
}

if (quotes==38) {
title="I'll put the kettle back on.";
body="You know your son and family; you really do know what is best for all of you.";
}
 
if (quotes==39) {
title="I love teaparties.";
body="Children are resilient creatures.";
}
 


if (quotes==40) {
title="What dainty sugar-tongs you have!";
body="Do not dwell on the past. There is enough worry in the future.";
}
 

if (quotes==41) {
title="Tea is so expensive these days!";
body="I totally commiserate with you.  Parenting is hard.";
}

if (quotes==42) {
title="The napkins are Irish linen.";
body="You're doing your best and that's what counts.";
}

if (quotes==43) {
title="The weather is changing.";
body="You know your child best so whatever you decide will be the best thing for him.";
}

if (quotes==44) {
title="Thank you for joining us for tea.";
body="No one knows what your child needs but you.";
}

if (quotes==45) {
title="I'm beginning to appreciate green tea.";
body="I know you are parenting your children the way that you FEEL is right, in your soul. This is enough.";
}

if (quotes==46) {
title="This week has been humid.";
body="Everyone's path is different, valuable and worthy.";
}

if (quotes==47) {
title="The shop has a new shipment of teapots.";
body="(((HUGS)))";
}

if (quotes==48) {
title="I think the roses were nicer last year.";
body="I love your thoughts and questions.";
}
 
if (quotes==49) {
title="You are such a dear!";
body="I think we all do what is right *for us.*";
}

 if (quotes==50) {
title="Green tea goes well with these biscuits.";
body=" Your kids are so lucky to have you!";
}

 if (quotes==51) {
title="Brown sugar cubes are pretty.";
body="You are such a good mom, <i>[your first name here]</i>";
} 

if (quotes==52) {
title="My sister had tea with the governor's wife.";
body="Everyone's input is valuable.";
} 

if (quotes==53) {
title="What flowers are these on the saucers?";
body="We all have different needs, and all of them are valid.";
} 

if (quotes==54) {
title="Gold-glazed teacups need to be washed very gently.";
body="You're a much better mom than that other woman.";
} 

if (quotes==55) {
title="The weather has been lovely.";
body="wow, you're on this site, you're doing a lot for your children, you're trying to find out more and know you can grow... let's see how we can help...";
} 

if (quotes==56) {
title="It's nice to be near a place that sells water cress.";
body="Now there, there; you're doing fine.";
} 

if (quotes==57) {
title="You can brew the tea in a ceramic pot and then move it to silver for the party.";
body="You just need some time alone.  All of this is normal.";
} 

if (quotes==58) {
title="I miss the scones Maud used to make.";
body="We all do our best. You're obviously doing a great job with your children.";
} 

if (quotes==59) {
title="We are all wise.";
body="Trust that you are doing the best you can, and that is always good enough.";
} 

if (quotes==60) {
title="Please, have more cake.";
body="I'm sure it will all work out.";
} 

if (quotes==61) {
title="You have set a beautiful table.";
body="You are amazing! There is so much to think about here.";
} 

if (quotes==62) {
title="Tea is so elegant.";
body="BTDT too! Hugs to you.";
} 
if (quotes==63) {
title="Ooh! Lemon thumbprint cookies!.";
body="Hang in there. You know something, I believe in you too. :) FWIW.";
} 


if (quotes==64) {
title="These spoons are lovely.";
body="It sounds to me like you are doing great, you have great kids, and you are dealing well with things as they come up.";
} 

if (quotes==65) {
title="My grandfather owned a tea plantation.";
body="51% is good enough.";
} 

if (quotes==66) {
title="Is this doily crocheted or tatted?";
body="Different things work for different families.";
} 

if (quotes==67) {
title="They've opened a lovely new tea shop in Old Town.";
body="I can tell that you are a great Mommy and you love your children very much!";
} 


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