If I let him, he would never... [stop, start, eat, read, sleep]
If I let him, he would always...[play, eat, sleep, read]
If I let him, he would do nothing but...[play, play video games, watch TV, sleep]

The collection of exciting and revealing real-life proclamations has been moved, but this leads there as if my magic.

If I didn't make you find the new site, you would get there anyway.